
"Jesus, please help all the stinky people"
"Jesus, thank you for the beans, chips, chicken, cheese, and diarhea" (he meant tortilla)
"My tiger's name is refridgerator"
"Today our teacher told us a story about Jack and the Beanstock and the mean yogurt" (orge)
"Tomorrow can Tanya be my mommy because I really like her"
"Caitlin told me she wanted me to eat her food"
"No" (usually this is being shouted from the top of his lungs)
"Jesus, please help the church potty's be clean"
"Momma, don't move there is a sembot on you" (for all you Spiderman buffs)
"I am the Gaven" (in response to "I am your Momma")